flowers and sunshine:

blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

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excellent answers, thank u friends

darrynek:

sharonosbourne:

did you know that when you smile while listening to music with earphones the music gets louder

I didn’t

don’t listen to him.  it’s  a trick.  i tried it and it looked like i was sucking an invisible penis

creepylandshark:

zamii070:

I know what I`m doing for my art project next week

I thought it was a dove

I thought it was a dove

meenah-and-the-diamonds:

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I regret nothing

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

clydebarrows:

clydebarrows:

screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about.

i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.

badgoku14:

DElivering top Web content 

badgoku14:

DElivering top Web content 

cakespastrycircus:

aliceinthunderlandxx:

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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Lol whut

hollasexual

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

niknak79:

No this is Patrick

niknak79:

No this is Patrick

fuckyeahlaughters:

sylvanburningcenter:
is the joke that it looks like a penis or

fuckyeahlaughters:

sylvanburningcenter:

is the joke that it looks like a penis or